Welcome Great and Loyal Comrades to the Official and Inexorable Website for the People's Socialist Revolutionary Army! The only Left Wing Tongue-in-Cheek Pacifist Paramilitary Force in the Great Lakes Shire and Possibly the Entire Mid North Coast Region!
It is quite obvious that you've heard about our drastic shenanigans and antics throughout the Great Lakes Shire in our crusade to end capitalism forever, who hasn't? We are infamous in our own right! Perhaps we are even notorious... But if you are an outlander, not a resident of the Great Lakes, you may find yourself scratching your scalp in confusion. Who are we? In simple terms:
Imagine an organistion of semi-rural semi-urban left wing guerrillas who fight for freedom in the Great Lakes.
THEN IMAGINE THEM IN AMUSING HATS.
That pretty much sums up the SRA in a few words. Fighting the evils of the world through humour and satire, no matter what the cost, FOR THE GREATER GLORY OF SOCIALISM WITHIN THE GREAT LAKES!
Browse our hallowed pages in search for secret truths, know that this is the only source of truth in a world beset with right wing propaganda, lament this but REJOICE! For you have found the holy grail for humanity and socialism!
PUBLIC HEALTH ANNOUNCMENT  |
In the light of a number of recent Dropbear attacks, Socialist Revolutionary Army GHQ reminds all operatives to remain on alert, and use the Three Step Plan to combat rabid Dropbears. 1. SPREAD Vegemite behind your ears, all over your face and underneath your chin. The scent of Vegemite disgusts the Dropbear since he is no true Australian. 2. SEEK the Dropbear constantly. Keep one eye on the canopy at all times, and beware, the Dropbear uses camouflage to deadly effect... To be sure there are no Dropbears under a particular tree, lie underneath it and spit upwards. If a Dropbear is above you it will spit back. If spit lands on your face vacate the area immediately. 3. STAB any Dropbear which appears to threaten you. Like Vampires, a plastic fork to the heart of a Dropbear will kill it instantly. To be extra safe, hold a plastic fork up in the air whenever walking in a wooded area, Dropbears attack by falling from trees, and so will impale themselves on the fork if they attempt an attack, scattering the body to ash and sending them screaming back to the Underworld. A combination of all these techniques will assure your safety in the Australian bush. Stay sharp. Stay vigilant. The Dropbear is always on the prowl... |